#2: Are you charting?

 

One of us heard this from a good friend after the "infertile" bomb was finally dropped.

The one of us that heard this tried, without success, to stifle the fall-out-of-your-chair laughing fit.

 

What was not said: "NOoooOOOO!!! Well damn! I have been at this for more than a year now, and not ONCE, not even at the doctors office did this thought surface!"  Of course, dripping with sarcasm.

What was said, "Um, yeah...starting on day 1. That is one of the few things that I remembered from high school health class!"

The friend did apologize and said, "Why would I say that? Of course you tried that! Sorry."